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♪ Come Walk By Night ♪

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♪ Come Fly By Day ♪

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♪ Something Is Sweeter ♪

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♪ 'cause We Met On The Way ♪

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♪ We'll Walk By Night ♪

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♪ We'll Fly By Day ♪

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♪ Moonlighting Strangers ♪

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♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪

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♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪

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♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪

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I'm Terribly In Love.

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And You Seem To Be Too, So...

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one Of Us Has To Think And Try

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and Keep Things Clear.

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I Do Believe That If A Woman Cares...

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I Don't Care. It's Just That

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I'm Used To You, That's All.

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I Think We Need Some New Pillows.

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One Of The Shops Is Having A Sale.

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Maybe I Ought To Order A Couple.

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Do You Want To Talk About It?

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Talk About What, Ordering Pillows?

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About What's Bothering You.

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Nothing's Bothering Me. What Makes You.

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Think Something's Bothering Me?

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Help Me Turn The Mattress Around.

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What?

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Help Me Turn The Mattress Around.

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Now? Why Can't Carmelita Do It In The Morning?

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Carmelita Has A Bad Back.

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What About My Bad Back?

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Bend Your Knees.

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Why Are You So Upset With Maddie?

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I'm Not Upset With Maddie.

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Alex, You Could Fry An Egg On Your Forehead.

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Ok, 1, 2, 3.

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So What Is It?

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I'm Not Upset With Her, But I'm Beginning.

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To Find You A Little Trying.

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All Right. Would You Explain To Me.

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Why A 36-Year-Old Woman.

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With Her Own House, C.E.O. Of Her Own Company.

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Who Drives A More Expensive Car Than I Do,

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Loiters Around This House.

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Like Some Goofball College Kid?

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She Is Visiting Her Family.

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Now, Let's Just Finish Making The Bed.

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News For You, She Is Notvisiting.

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She's Hiding Out From Something Or Someone,

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And I Don't Like It.

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Alex, Stop Being So Melodramatic.

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I'm Not Being Melodramatic.

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I Know My Own Daughter. Something Is Wrong.

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And I Resent The Fact That She Won't.

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Clue Us In. Two Weeks, And Not A Peep.

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You Just Resent A Wedding. And That's.

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The Most Cynical, Suspicious Thing

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I Have Ever Heard You Say.

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Says You.

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Says Me.

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I'm Going In There To Find Out What's Going On.

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You Will Do Nothing Of The Kind.

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I Won't?

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You Won't. Why won't I?

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Because I Don't Trust How You'll Ask Her.

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Anyway, It's None Of Your Business.

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I Beg Your Pardon. It's My Daughter.

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This Is Our House.

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Shh! Keep Your Voice Down. She'll Hear You.

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I Will Not Keep My Voice Down!

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I'm Tired Of Standing Around,

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Twiddling My Thumbs.

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While She's In There On The Ropes.

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I'm Her Father.

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I Know That, And She Knows That,

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But She's A Full Grown Woman.

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And Maybe What's Bothering Her Is Something.

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She Just Doesn't Want To Share With Us Right Now.

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Oh...

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Ha Ha.

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Well. Yes.

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She Told You.

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Told Me What? Whatever It Is.

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Whatever's Got Her Bollixed Up.

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She Told You.

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She Didn't Tell Me Anything.

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It's Some Woman Thing, Isn't It?

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What Do You Mean By "Some Woman Thing"?

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Come On, What Did She Tell You?

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Nothing. She Didn't Tell Me Anything.

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I Am Going To Sleep.

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Come To Bed, Alex.

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I Just Want To Help Her, That's All.

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I Know.

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[Elevator Chimes]

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[Elevator Chimes]

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Mr. Addison!

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It Helps When You Open Your Eyes, Doesn't It?

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See, Every Day I Cross My Fingers,

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And I Hold My Breath, And I Close My Eyes.

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Until I Get To The Office.

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And Then Maybe When I Get There.

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And I Open My Eyes,

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Miss Hayes Will Be Back.

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You Know How It Is Sometimes,

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When You Try Everything You Can Think Of.

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To Make Something Happen,

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Only Nothing You Try Works.

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And Then You Get To Feel Like...

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I'm Sorry I'm Not My Normal Rock-Solid Self,

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But Sometimes I Think...

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What If Miss Hayes Never Comes Back?

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Agnes, Don't Be Silly.

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Don't Worry About That.

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Miss Hayes Certainly Hasn't Seen The Last Of Us.

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And We Certainly Haven't Seen The Last Of Her,

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Although She Does Have A Very Nice Last.

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I'm In Touch With Her All The Time.

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You Are?

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Hell, Yeah. 4 Or 5 Times A Day. Yakety-Yakety-Yak.

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"How's Agnes, How's Bert, How's The Office?"

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Yakking My Ear Off.

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Yak Is Good.

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The Fact Is, Not Only Is She Not Awol.

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She Can't Wait To Get Back. Can't Wait.

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So Bag The Rain Dance, Honey. Any Day Now,

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You're Gonna Come Up Here, Peek Through This Window,

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And There She'll Blow. Hollering, Slamming Doors,

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Just Like She Never Left.

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Do You Really Think So?

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By My Mother's Pot Roast.

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You Want To Go To The Airport With Me.

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To Pick Her Up?

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Maybe She Took A Cab.

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She's Here.

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I Snapped Seven Wishbones Last Week.

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She's Here,

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Or I Got A Lot Of Leftover Chicken.

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Mighty Slim Eavesdropping.

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This Side Of The Tracks Lately.

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Just Like Old Times.

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Macgilicuddy's Getting His Head.

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Handed To Him.

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I Knew She Couldn't Stay Away. I Knew She'd.

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Run Out Of Heads To Hand People In Chicago.

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Miss Dipesto, Make A Lunch Date.

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For Miss Hayes And Myself.

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Say 12:30. Say L'orangerie.

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Say No More.

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May I Have Some Privacy, Please?

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Move It, Move It, Move It, Kids. I Want.

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Heads Down, Arms Folded. It's Quiet Time.

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Back So Soon. I Didn't Even...

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Mr. Addison. How Are You? Hi.

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Where's Miss Hayes?

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I Thought She Was In Chicago.

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Right.

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Very Good, Viola. Chicago.

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The Windy City.

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It's Not That Windy.

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What's This All About, Boys?

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This? This.

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This? It's Nothing.

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Nothing.

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Nothing, Huh?

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Well, Then You Boys Wouldn't Mind Stepping Outside.

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And Giving Me Five Laps.

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Yes, Sir. Yes, Sir.

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Hello. I'm Here To See A David Addison.

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You're Not Miss Hayes.

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Hello, Mr. Addison. Leonard Haven,

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Carroll Accounting. We Spoke. Remember?

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Payroll Management, Bill Pay...

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Watch It, Pal!

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You Said Something About Hell In A Handbasket.

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Is Now Not A Good Time?

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Hey, You Got Two More To Go, Buster!

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Do Them For Me, Squirt.

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I Got Better Things To Do.

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Excuse Me For Barging In Like This, Mr. Addison,

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But I Got To Talk To Somebody.

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Or I'm Going To Explode.

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It's That Lizard Macgilicuddy!

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That Satyr, That One-Eyed Jack!

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As You May Remember, Sir,

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About Two Weeks, His Marriage Broke Up, Ha!

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No Surprise.

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For The Last Three Days, He's Been All Over Agnes.

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My Girl!

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Like Some...

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Like Some Giant Squid.

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How Could She Succumb To A...

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Masher Like That?

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How Could She Do This To Me, Huh?

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How?

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Huh?

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Mr. Addison?

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Look, Uh... Bert,

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It's Nothing Personal,

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But I'd Like To Be Alone.

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For A Few Minutes.

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Alone?

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Yeah. You Know, By Myself.

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Oh, I Know.

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I Do.

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It Sure Is Tough Being A Guy,

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Isn't It, Mr. Addison?

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I Know. I'll Order A Nice Platter Of Petits Fours?

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Honey, This Is Not A Croquet Match.

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It's A Cocktail Party. Let's Have Some Hot Hors D'oeuvres.

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Fine. So I'll Make Some Rumaki.

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Ooh. Chicken Livers.

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Well, I Don't Have To Eat Them.

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I'll Get The Booze.

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Hello.

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Hi, Dear.

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Late Start Today, Dad?

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No. Just Wanted To Wait Around And Say Good Morning To You.

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Good Morning.

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Oh, I'm Sorry.

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Did You Want To Talk?

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Well...

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Your Mother And I Had A Whale Of An Idea.

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A Whale Of An Idea.

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How Would You React To The Notion Of Having.

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A Kind Of, Oh, A Spur Of The Moment.

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Sort Of Get-Together Around Here?

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A Spur Of The Moment Sort Of Get-Together?

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A Get-Together. A Shindig.

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A Shindig, Here? When?

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Well, I Don't Know. We Were Thinking,

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Why Not Tonight?

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That Certainly Would Be Spur Of The Moment.

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Exactly.

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We'll Keep It Small.

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And You'll Know Most Of The People.

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The Sommers, The Overmeyers...

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We're Not Exactly The Hot Tub Crowd,

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But Your Old Dad Here Hasn't Forgotten.

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How To Shake Up A Pretty Good Margarita.

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I Know That, Daddy.

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But Would The World Fall Apart.

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If It's Not Tonight?

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I'm Sorry. Would The World... What?

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No. I Mean, Why Tonight? Why Not Next Week?

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I Don't Think You Heard Me.

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I Said Party, Not Cod Liver Oil.

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No, I Heard You. Just...

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Just What? We Have Some People Over,

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You Nod At Them Over The Top Of Your Highball Glass,

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We Switch On Some Cha-Cha Music And...

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We Just Thought It Would Be Pleasant For You,

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And For Us, To Have A Little Fun This Evening.

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And See Some Friends, That's All.

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Look, I Came Here To Be With You Two,

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To Relax, Not To Be Scrutinized.

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By People I Haven't Seen In 10 Years.

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Scrutinized? I Don't Think Anybody Would Come Over Here.

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To Scrutinize.

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Just Wait A Second. Would Someone Please Tell Me.

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What's So God Awful About Wanting To Do.

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Something Nice For Our Daughter?

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What's The Crime?

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The Crime Is, Daddy,

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You're Cornering Me.

267
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:45,854
Cornering You?

268
00:13:45,855 --> 00:13:47,187
You Asked Me What I Think. You Want To Know My Opinion.

269
00:13:47,188 --> 00:13:49,054
And Then When I Tell You, You Get Angry At Me.

270
00:13:53,488 --> 00:13:55,521
I Am Not Angry With You. Your Mother Is Not Angry With You.

271
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:57,153
No One Is Angry With You. All We Want To Do Is.

272
00:13:57,154 --> 00:13:59,754
Have A Happy Little Get-Together.

273
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:01,020
Fine. Great. Nobody's Angry.

274
00:14:01,021 --> 00:14:02,187
Nobody Is.

275
00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:04,320
Great. Well, That Settles That.

276
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,988
Excuse Me.

277
00:14:05,989 --> 00:14:08,153
If I Wanted To Be Badgered,

278
00:14:08,154 --> 00:14:09,455
I'd Go To L.A.

279
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,020
Well, I Have An Appointment Downtown.

280
00:14:17,021 --> 00:14:19,087
You Girls Decide What You Want.

281
00:14:19,088 --> 00:14:21,554
I Don't Really Care.

282
00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:24,020
It Wasn't My Idea Anyway.

283
00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:27,521
I'm Sorry I Got So Upset.

284
00:14:27,522 --> 00:14:29,387
I'm Sorry I Upset Him.

285
00:14:29,388 --> 00:14:30,522
Maddie...

286
00:14:34,522 --> 00:14:37,354
For Two Weeks, I Have Watched You Sit Around Here.

287
00:14:37,355 --> 00:14:40,087
Wrestling With Some Private Something.

288
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,254
Shutting Us Out, Shutting The World Out.

289
00:14:42,255 --> 00:14:43,854
And That's Just Fine.

290
00:14:43,855 --> 00:14:45,554
And For Two Weeks, I've Watched That Man.

291
00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:48,254
Reach Out To You And Ask You And Beg You.

292
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,921
And Shame You Into Sharing Your Problems With Him.

293
00:14:50,922 --> 00:14:53,554
But You Can't Or You Won't. And That's Just Fine.

294
00:14:53,555 --> 00:14:56,220
But Tonight We're Having A Party.

295
00:14:56,221 --> 00:14:57,587
And We're Inviting Our Friends Over.

296
00:14:57,588 --> 00:14:59,053
To Meet Our Daughter.

297
00:14:59,054 --> 00:15:01,053
And, Maddie, You Are Going To Be There.

298
00:15:01,054 --> 00:15:02,587
And You're Going To Smile, And You're Going To Laugh.

299
00:15:02,588 --> 00:15:05,387
And You're Going To Have A Wonderful Time.

300
00:15:05,388 --> 00:15:06,955
And You Are Going To Do It For Him.

301
00:15:08,855 --> 00:15:10,988
You Excuse Me. I Have Lots Of Calls To Make,

302
00:15:10,989 --> 00:15:12,088
Things To Do.

303
00:15:16,321 --> 00:15:18,754
Mr. Addison.

304
00:15:18,755 --> 00:15:20,754
Look At That. It's Only 50 Degrees In Chicago.

305
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:22,888
Mr. Addison, I Can't Do Anything For You.

306
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,587
Without Some Semblance Of Cooperation.

307
00:15:25,588 --> 00:15:28,354
What's The Matter? Missing A Few Beans?

308
00:15:28,355 --> 00:15:30,988
Could You Please Tell Me What This Is?

309
00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:32,754
A Garter.

310
00:15:32,755 --> 00:15:34,921
5'5", Black Hair...

311
00:15:34,922 --> 00:15:36,755
Didn't Have Time To Get A Receipt.

312
00:15:38,622 --> 00:15:41,020
I Mean This. What Is This?

313
00:15:41,021 --> 00:15:42,354
Cocktail Napkin.

314
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:44,153
Yes. But You've Written A Check On It.

315
00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:47,087
In The Amount Of $175.

316
00:15:47,088 --> 00:15:48,787
Was It A Business Expense?

317
00:15:48,788 --> 00:15:50,454
I Needed An Advance.

318
00:15:50,455 --> 00:15:51,654
And The Woman That Does The Advancing.

319
00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:53,687
Has Been Doing A Lot Of Retreating Lately.

320
00:15:53,688 --> 00:15:55,954
Mr. Addison, Your Records Are Chaotic.

321
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,854
Your Bills Are In Arrears.

322
00:15:57,855 --> 00:15:59,487
And Your Payroll Is A Mess.

323
00:15:59,488 --> 00:16:01,287
So Saw My Hands Off.

324
00:16:01,288 --> 00:16:02,487
[Knock On Door]

325
00:16:02,488 --> 00:16:03,654
Come In.

326
00:16:03,655 --> 00:16:05,587
Excuse Me, Mr. Addison.

327
00:16:05,588 --> 00:16:07,254
What Is It, Agnes?

328
00:16:07,255 --> 00:16:08,521
I Was Just Wondering.

329
00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:09,821
If I Could Leave A Little Early Today.

330
00:16:09,822 --> 00:16:11,153
So I Could Stop By Miss Hayes' House?

331
00:16:11,154 --> 00:16:12,354
I Just Realized.

332
00:16:12,355 --> 00:16:14,153
That Nobody's Picked Up Her Mail.

333
00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:15,954
Or Turned Her Lights On.

334
00:16:15,955 --> 00:16:17,521
That's A Dead Giveaway To Burglars.

335
00:16:17,522 --> 00:16:19,487
This Is A Man's Job, Agnes.

336
00:16:19,488 --> 00:16:21,020
Who Knows What Fiend Could Be Pawing.

337
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,120
Through Her Priceless Collection Of Underwear.

338
00:16:23,121 --> 00:16:24,554
Even As We Speak?

339
00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:25,755
We'll Continue This Later?

340
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:29,955
Write Mr. Haven A Check, Please.

341
00:16:36,488 --> 00:16:39,387
[Telephone Rings]

342
00:16:39,388 --> 00:16:41,654
[Ring]

343
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,487
Hi. This Is Maddie Hayes. I'm Not Here Right Here.

344
00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:45,487
But Please Leave Your Name...

345
00:16:45,488 --> 00:16:46,654
[Beep]

346
00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:49,153
[Rewind]

347
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:51,554
Maddie, It's Dirty Dave.

348
00:16:51,555 --> 00:16:55,654
Fyi, Yours Truly Is Stopping Off At Trader Joe's,

349
00:16:55,655 --> 00:16:56,988
on The Way Home, 'cause Guess What.

350
00:16:56,989 --> 00:16:58,354
I'm Making You Dinner.

351
00:16:58,355 --> 00:17:00,554
Candlelight, Vino, And Steak A La Dave.

352
00:17:00,555 --> 00:17:01,988
Clear Off A Space On The Rug, Baby.

353
00:17:01,989 --> 00:17:04,687
[Beep]

354
00:17:04,688 --> 00:17:06,687
Hey, Goldilocks, You Sick?

355
00:17:06,688 --> 00:17:08,521
Taking A Nap?

356
00:17:08,522 --> 00:17:10,721
Too Much Porridge? Where You Hiding?

357
00:17:10,722 --> 00:17:13,187
Don't Hang Up, Maddie!

358
00:17:13,188 --> 00:17:15,655
Maddie, Hello, Hello, It's David. Hey!

359
00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:20,989
[Dial Tone]

360
00:17:23,722 --> 00:17:25,053
A Couple Of Days Ago,

361
00:17:25,054 --> 00:17:26,487
I Came Home From Work.

362
00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:28,687
And The Door Was Open.

363
00:17:28,688 --> 00:17:31,687
She'd Backed A Van Up To The Apartment.

364
00:17:31,688 --> 00:17:33,154
Everything...

365
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,054
Everything Was Gone.

366
00:17:39,722 --> 00:17:41,821
Tough Luck, Macgilicuddy.

367
00:17:41,822 --> 00:17:43,621
I Was Pretty Bitter At First, But Then

368
00:17:43,622 --> 00:17:45,087
I Remembered What My Dad Said To Me,

369
00:17:45,088 --> 00:17:46,454
"Macgilicuddy..." He Said,

370
00:17:46,455 --> 00:17:48,087
You Never Get Anywhere In This Life.

371
00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:49,488
"By Crying In Your Beer."

372
00:17:53,221 --> 00:17:55,688
I Admire Your Strength, Macgilicuddy.

373
00:18:02,321 --> 00:18:03,421
Agnes.

374
00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:07,421
Thanks For Being Here.

375
00:18:12,255 --> 00:18:13,787
Excuse Me While I Procure.

376
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,522
Some More Cocktail Franks.

377
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,487
Herbert.

378
00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:27,654
Come On.

379
00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:28,954
Where? Away. Far Away.

380
00:18:28,955 --> 00:18:30,454
Yeah, But I'm Having A Drink With Macgilicuddy...

381
00:18:30,455 --> 00:18:32,120
Agnes, I Never Have To Know.

382
00:18:32,121 --> 00:18:33,687
Anything About What's Been Going On Here.

383
00:18:33,688 --> 00:18:35,354
Nothing's Going On Here, Herbert.

384
00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:36,954
Macgilicuddy's Wife Just Left Him.

385
00:18:36,955 --> 00:18:38,454
He Really Needs A Friend.

386
00:18:38,455 --> 00:18:40,054
A Friend?

387
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,654
You're Just Too Good Of A Person.

388
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,387
To See Him For What He Really Is.

389
00:18:45,388 --> 00:18:47,354
Herbert, What Are You Talking About?

390
00:18:47,355 --> 00:18:48,854
The Man Is A Philandering,

391
00:18:48,855 --> 00:18:52,787
Womanizing Glutton.

392
00:18:52,788 --> 00:18:54,754
And You're The Next Morsel On His Menu.

393
00:18:54,755 --> 00:18:55,954
Macgilicuddy?

394
00:18:55,955 --> 00:18:57,954
That Shifty Maggot.

395
00:18:57,955 --> 00:19:00,287
He's A Toad...

396
00:19:00,288 --> 00:19:02,153
A Clogged Pore,

397
00:19:02,154 --> 00:19:03,487
Night Soil.

398
00:19:03,488 --> 00:19:05,854
You're Jealous, Aren't You?

399
00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:08,554
Jealous?

400
00:19:08,555 --> 00:19:09,954
Jealous?

401
00:19:09,955 --> 00:19:11,354
Are You Crazy?

402
00:19:11,355 --> 00:19:13,654
You Are Jealous.

403
00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:15,621
Poor Macgilicuddy's Hit Rock Bottom,

404
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:18,020
But Do You Have One Iota Of Sympathy For Him? No.

405
00:19:18,021 --> 00:19:20,854
All You Have Are Your Petty, Selfish Jealousies.

406
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:23,120
Now Come On, Let Go Of My Hands.

407
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,888
You Heard The Lady.

408
00:19:24,889 --> 00:19:26,220
Buzz Off, Bub.

409
00:19:26,221 --> 00:19:27,754
Listen, Hubert...

410
00:19:27,755 --> 00:19:29,020
Keep It Up, Pal.

411
00:19:29,021 --> 00:19:30,254
You'll Be Spitting Chiclets.

412
00:19:30,255 --> 00:19:32,821
Stop It, Both Of You.

413
00:19:32,822 --> 00:19:35,821
Herbert, No One Asked You To Be My Guardian Angel.

414
00:19:35,822 --> 00:19:37,454
I'm Not Leaving Here Without You.

415
00:19:37,455 --> 00:19:38,988
Oh, Yes, You Are.

416
00:19:38,989 --> 00:19:41,120
Because I Am Exercising My Constitutional Right.

417
00:19:41,121 --> 00:19:42,687
For Free Association.

418
00:19:42,688 --> 00:19:45,822
By Having Cocktail Franks With Whomever I Please.

419
00:19:51,021 --> 00:19:52,354
You Better Be Sure.

420
00:19:52,355 --> 00:19:54,154
Your Blue Cross Is Paid Up, Bucko.

421
00:20:29,889 --> 00:20:31,888
Hi. This Is Maddie Hayes. I'm Not Here Right Here,

422
00:20:31,889 --> 00:20:33,721
please Leave Your Name And Number

423
00:20:33,722 --> 00:20:35,254
at The Sound Of The Beep,

424
00:20:35,255 --> 00:20:36,754
and I'll Get Right Back To You.

425
00:20:36,755 --> 00:20:38,087
[Beep]

426
00:20:38,088 --> 00:20:40,220
I'm Still Playing By Your Rules, Maddie.

427
00:20:40,221 --> 00:20:41,721
I'm Not Calling Chicago.

428
00:20:41,722 --> 00:20:43,387
So I Haven't Broken Our Deal,

429
00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:45,087
But I Know That You Check Your Messages.

430
00:20:45,088 --> 00:20:47,854
So Listen Up. You Want To Take A Powder.

431
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,587
Every Time I Look At You Slant-Wise,

432
00:20:49,588 --> 00:20:50,921
That's Fine. It's Just Fine.

433
00:20:50,922 --> 00:20:52,454
I'll Tell You What's Not Fine, Though.

434
00:20:52,455 --> 00:20:54,120
I'm Tired Of Playing By Your Rules,

435
00:20:54,121 --> 00:20:57,187
I'm Tired Of Your Pacts.

436
00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:58,554
And I Am Sick And Tired Of Waiting For You.

437
00:20:58,555 --> 00:21:00,020
To Get Your Program Together.

438
00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:01,521
I Got Maybe Two Score And 7.

439
00:21:01,522 --> 00:21:03,220
Before They Put Me Back In The Ground.

440
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:04,621
And I'll Tell You Something,

441
00:21:04,622 --> 00:21:06,988
I Have Wasted Way Too Much Time On You.

442
00:21:06,989 --> 00:21:08,621
I Have Friends, I Have A Business To Run,

443
00:21:08,622 --> 00:21:10,120
And I Have A Life,

444
00:21:10,121 --> 00:21:11,621
And I'm Gonna Get Back To It.

445
00:21:11,622 --> 00:21:13,254
So I'll Tell You What, Maddie.

446
00:21:13,255 --> 00:21:15,120
Why Don't You Just Stay In Chicago?

447
00:21:15,121 --> 00:21:16,855
Ok, Maddie?

448
00:21:23,088 --> 00:21:24,488
[Elevator Chimes]

449
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,555
Well.

450
00:21:31,455 --> 00:21:32,954
Well?

451
00:21:32,955 --> 00:21:35,454
Thanks Again. You're A Good Listener.

452
00:21:35,455 --> 00:21:37,255
What Are Friends For?

453
00:21:41,154 --> 00:21:42,954
If My Wife Had Been Half The Woman You Are,

454
00:21:42,955 --> 00:21:44,889
I'd Be The Luckiest Man In The World.

455
00:21:48,088 --> 00:21:50,254
♪ Is She Really Going Out With Him ♪

456
00:21:50,255 --> 00:21:52,153
♪ Well, There She Is, Let's Ask Her ♪

457
00:21:52,154 --> 00:21:54,988
♪ Betty, Is That Jimmy's Ring You're Wearing ♪

458
00:21:54,989 --> 00:21:56,153
♪ Um-Hmm ♪

459
00:21:56,154 --> 00:21:59,487
♪ Gee, It Must Be Great Riding With Him ♪

460
00:21:59,488 --> 00:22:01,988
♪ Is He Picking You Up After School Today ♪

461
00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,487
♪ Mm-Mm ♪

462
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,087
♪ By The Way, Where Did You Meet Him ♪

463
00:22:05,088 --> 00:22:08,187
♪ I Met Him At The Candy Store ♪

464
00:22:08,188 --> 00:22:09,787
♪ Turned Around And Smiled At Me ♪

465
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:10,988
♪ You Get The Picture ♪

466
00:22:10,989 --> 00:22:12,988
♪ Yes, We See ♪

467
00:22:12,989 --> 00:22:16,121
♪ That's When I Fell For The Leader Of The Pack ♪

468
00:22:20,154 --> 00:22:23,054
Tete-A-Tete With My Girl, Huh?

469
00:22:27,855 --> 00:22:31,054
Now We'll See Who The Squirt Is, Bucko.

470
00:22:32,855 --> 00:22:34,420
I'm Calling You Out...

471
00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:37,387
♪ ...They Told Me He Was Bad ♪

472
00:22:37,388 --> 00:22:40,020
Unless You're Chicken.

473
00:22:40,021 --> 00:22:42,854
♪ But I Knew He Was Sad ♪

474
00:22:42,855 --> 00:22:47,121
♪ That's Why I Fell For The Leader Of The Pack ♪

475
00:22:50,388 --> 00:22:52,020
♪ He's Sort Of Smart ♪

476
00:22:52,021 --> 00:22:53,854
♪ He Kissed Me Good-Bye... ♪

477
00:22:53,855 --> 00:22:55,387
Oh, My God.

478
00:22:55,388 --> 00:22:57,554
♪ ...As He Drove Away ♪

479
00:22:57,555 --> 00:22:59,320
Herbert, Don't!

480
00:22:59,321 --> 00:23:00,954
♪ I Begged Him To Go Slow ♪

481
00:23:00,955 --> 00:23:03,287
♪ Whether He Heard, I'll Never Know ♪

482
00:23:03,288 --> 00:23:04,888
♪ No, No, No, No, No ♪

483
00:23:04,889 --> 00:23:07,088
Look Out, Look Out, Look Out!

484
00:23:14,488 --> 00:23:15,754
Move Over.

485
00:23:15,755 --> 00:23:17,420
Grrr.

486
00:23:17,421 --> 00:23:19,121
Move Over.

487
00:23:28,488 --> 00:23:30,087
What Do You Say You And Me Go Somewhere.

488
00:23:30,088 --> 00:23:31,788
And Blow Off Some Steam?

489
00:23:38,655 --> 00:23:40,153
Mm! Thank You Very Much.

490
00:23:40,154 --> 00:23:42,454
Hot Hors D'oeuvres, Anyone?

491
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,954
It's Delicious. What Is It?

492
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:46,153
Rumaki. Have Some.

493
00:23:46,154 --> 00:23:47,722
Rumaki, Huh?

494
00:23:50,655 --> 00:23:52,454
I'll Try One Of Those.

495
00:23:52,455 --> 00:23:54,354
I'm Having The Best Round Of My Life.

496
00:23:54,355 --> 00:23:58,287
But The Ball Catches Sand 100 Yards Off The 18th Tee,

497
00:23:58,288 --> 00:24:01,587
So I Take Out My 5 Iron.

498
00:24:01,588 --> 00:24:03,587
I Swing!

499
00:24:03,588 --> 00:24:05,988
The Ball Bounces Onto The Green, Hits The Pin.

500
00:24:05,989 --> 00:24:08,454
Bingo, Right Into The Hole For An Eagle.

501
00:24:08,455 --> 00:24:09,787
Nice Shot.

502
00:24:09,788 --> 00:24:11,889
It Would Have Been, Except It Wasn't My Ball.

503
00:24:14,321 --> 00:24:16,153
Excuse Me, Could You Tell Me...

504
00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:17,854
Oh, Yes. Right Through There To The Right.

505
00:24:17,855 --> 00:24:19,255
The First Door.

506
00:24:22,188 --> 00:24:23,888
Is She Still Upstairs Getting Dressed?

507
00:24:23,889 --> 00:24:26,754
She'll Be Down In A Minute.

508
00:24:26,755 --> 00:24:27,989
Relax.

509
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:45,287
Why Are You Looking At Me Like That For?

510
00:24:45,288 --> 00:24:48,854
Just Wondering How An Ugly Old Joe Like Me.

511
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:51,355
Wound Up With A Beautiful Daughter Like You.

512
00:24:58,755 --> 00:25:00,187
Oh, My Goodness.

513
00:25:00,188 --> 00:25:01,922
Now, Now, None Of Them Bite.

514
00:25:03,889 --> 00:25:05,988
Maddie.

515
00:25:05,989 --> 00:25:07,988
Mrs. Cousins!

516
00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:09,754
How Are You?

517
00:25:09,755 --> 00:25:11,988
Fine, Fine.

518
00:25:11,989 --> 00:25:13,988
Let Me Look At You.

519
00:25:13,989 --> 00:25:16,821
Golly, It's Been A Long Time.

520
00:25:16,822 --> 00:25:18,320
It Certainly Has.

521
00:25:18,321 --> 00:25:19,787
Where's Mr. Cousins?

522
00:25:19,788 --> 00:25:23,254
Oh, He's Over At The Grandview, I'm Afraid.

523
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,220
Oh, That's All Right. I'm Sure The Party's.

524
00:25:25,221 --> 00:25:26,888
Gonna Go On For A While. He Can Drop In Later.

525
00:25:26,889 --> 00:25:29,521
It Isn't That He Didn't Want To Come,

526
00:25:29,522 --> 00:25:33,020
But Even If We Could Have Gotten The Ambulance,

527
00:25:33,021 --> 00:25:37,521
And A Nurse, The Oxygen Is Such A Bother.

528
00:25:37,522 --> 00:25:38,821
He's At The Grandview. It's A Lovely Facility.

529
00:25:38,822 --> 00:25:40,621
You Remember, Don't You?

530
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,487
I'll Have A Drink.

531
00:25:42,488 --> 00:25:45,787
Haddie Mayes.

532
00:25:45,788 --> 00:25:47,521
Leon Summers.

533
00:25:47,522 --> 00:25:50,521
I Put Gum In Your Hair. Eighth Grade, Remember?

534
00:25:50,522 --> 00:25:51,842
Leon Is Always Telling Customers.

535
00:25:52,288 --> 00:25:55,022
How He Put Gum In The Blue Moon Champoo Girl's Hair.

536
00:25:55,422 --> 00:25:56,655
Really?

537
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:59,488
This Is My Wife Elinore, My Daughter Opal.

538
00:25:59,489 --> 00:26:00,655
Hi.

539
00:26:00,656 --> 00:26:02,255
This Is Maddie Hayes. Although.

540
00:26:02,256 --> 00:26:05,088
In The Av Club, We Used To Call Her Haddie Mayes.

541
00:26:05,089 --> 00:26:06,454
You Did?

542
00:26:06,455 --> 00:26:08,421
Opal Wants To Be A Model.

543
00:26:08,422 --> 00:26:09,955
Mom.

544
00:26:09,956 --> 00:26:13,222
Maybe Miss Hayes Can Teach You How To Put On Make-Up.

545
00:26:13,223 --> 00:26:15,955
It Is Still Miss Hayes, Isn't It?

546
00:26:15,956 --> 00:26:17,289
Yes.

547
00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:19,521
Oh. Oh.

548
00:26:19,522 --> 00:26:20,789
Oh.

549
00:26:22,556 --> 00:26:24,088
A Lot Of White Wine Drinkers.

550
00:26:24,089 --> 00:26:25,555
Out There Tonight.

551
00:26:25,556 --> 00:26:27,454
Maddie Seems To Be Enjoying Herself.

552
00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:29,088
You Think So?

553
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,088
And You Look Almost Relaxed.

554
00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:32,955
With A Little Help From King William.

555
00:26:32,956 --> 00:26:35,055
Not Too Much, I Hope.

556
00:26:35,056 --> 00:26:36,255
[Doorbell Rings]

557
00:26:36,256 --> 00:26:37,689
I'll Get It.

558
00:26:40,389 --> 00:26:41,755
Yes?

559
00:26:41,756 --> 00:26:43,088
Sorry To Bother You. I'm Steve Hill,

560
00:26:43,089 --> 00:26:44,454
The New Neighbor From Across The Street.

561
00:26:44,455 --> 00:26:45,955
The Doctor. Hey, That's One Hell Of A Beautiful Lawn.

562
00:26:45,956 --> 00:26:47,155
You Have Over There.

563
00:26:47,156 --> 00:26:48,321
Alex Hayes.

564
00:26:48,322 --> 00:26:49,788
Hi. Sorry. I Didn't Realize You Were Busy.

565
00:26:49,789 --> 00:26:51,055
We're Just Having A Little Get-Together.

566
00:26:51,056 --> 00:26:52,289
Come On In.

567
00:26:52,290 --> 00:26:53,755
Oh, Thanks. I Just Wanted To Drop Off The Mail.

568
00:26:53,756 --> 00:26:55,521
It Got Delivered To Me By Mistake.

569
00:26:55,522 --> 00:26:57,488
Isn't That The Civil Service For You. Right?

570
00:26:57,489 --> 00:26:58,655
Come On, Come On And.

571
00:26:58,656 --> 00:27:00,289
Have A Little Something To Lift Your Spirits.

572
00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:02,055
Thanks. I Don't Want To Intrude.

573
00:27:02,056 --> 00:27:03,588
I Won't Take No For An Answer.

574
00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:05,122
Honey, Dr. Hill From Across The Street.

575
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,454
This Is My Wife Virginia.

576
00:27:06,455 --> 00:27:07,621
Hi.

577
00:27:07,622 --> 00:27:09,588
I'm Pleased To Meet You.

578
00:27:09,589 --> 00:27:12,555
My Husband's A Big Fan Of Your Lawn.

579
00:27:12,556 --> 00:27:14,488
Why Don't You Take Care Of The Introductions.

580
00:27:14,489 --> 00:27:16,022
And I'll Make The Man A Drink? What's Your Poison?

581
00:27:16,023 --> 00:27:18,289
Mineral Water's Fine.

582
00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:21,454
I Guess I Can Dip Up Something Like That.

583
00:27:21,455 --> 00:27:22,589
Come On In.

584
00:27:23,856 --> 00:27:26,122
♪ I'm A Man ♪

585
00:27:26,123 --> 00:27:27,289
♪ Yes, I Am ♪

586
00:27:27,290 --> 00:27:29,289
♪ But I Can't Help But Love You So ♪

587
00:27:29,290 --> 00:27:31,788
♪ No, No, No ♪

588
00:27:31,789 --> 00:27:33,454
♪ I'm A Man ♪

589
00:27:33,455 --> 00:27:34,621
♪ Yes, I Am ♪

590
00:27:34,622 --> 00:27:36,955
♪ But I Can't Help But Love You So ♪

591
00:27:36,956 --> 00:27:38,855
Would You Bring Us Two More Of These, Please,

592
00:27:38,856 --> 00:27:40,321
And Keep The Change.

593
00:27:40,322 --> 00:27:43,022
["I'm A Man" Playing]

594
00:27:43,023 --> 00:27:44,289
Hi, Babe.

595
00:27:44,290 --> 00:27:45,588
Here's To Kentucky.

596
00:27:45,589 --> 00:27:48,822
I Guess The Cat's Out Of The Bag,

597
00:27:48,823 --> 00:27:50,189
Mr. Addison.

598
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:51,956
Dump The Drink Down Your Throat, Bert.

599
00:27:54,322 --> 00:27:55,822
♪ I'm A Man ♪

600
00:27:55,823 --> 00:27:57,155
♪ Yes, I Am ♪

601
00:27:57,156 --> 00:27:59,788
♪ And I Can't Help But Love You So ♪

602
00:27:59,789 --> 00:28:01,655
♪ No, No, No ♪

603
00:28:01,656 --> 00:28:03,155
♪ I'm A Man ♪

604
00:28:03,156 --> 00:28:04,521
♪ Yes, I Am... ♪

605
00:28:04,522 --> 00:28:06,022
I Don't Have Any Secrets From You,

606
00:28:06,023 --> 00:28:07,855
Mr. Addison.

607
00:28:07,856 --> 00:28:09,621
You've Seen The Two Bert Violas.

608
00:28:09,622 --> 00:28:12,822
One Gets His Shoes Shined Twice A Week.

609
00:28:12,823 --> 00:28:14,455
And Buys Generic Toilet Paper.

610
00:28:16,322 --> 00:28:18,688
The Other...

611
00:28:18,689 --> 00:28:21,321
Terminator...

612
00:28:21,322 --> 00:28:25,688
A Cold-Blooded Killing Machine.

613
00:28:25,689 --> 00:28:27,122
In Retrospect,

614
00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:29,189
I Think I May Have Overreacted A Little.

615
00:28:29,190 --> 00:28:31,222
With Agnes' New Boyfriend.

616
00:28:31,223 --> 00:28:33,521
I Don't Know About That, Bert.

617
00:28:33,522 --> 00:28:34,888
Cleaning Prison Laundry.

618
00:28:34,889 --> 00:28:36,888
Could Be An Exciting And Rewarding Career.

619
00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:38,388
It Would Have Been Worth It To See.

620
00:28:38,389 --> 00:28:40,555
Macgilicuddy's Head Up On A Pike.

621
00:28:40,556 --> 00:28:42,189
I Don't Know.

622
00:28:42,190 --> 00:28:44,688
You Got Your Pike Costs, Permits,

623
00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:47,521
Wall Mounting, Spotlights.

624
00:28:47,522 --> 00:28:49,922
Decapitation's Got A Lot Of Overhead.

625
00:28:49,923 --> 00:28:51,354
Huh.

626
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:54,022
Go Ahead, Joke. Who Cares?

627
00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:55,855
I've Got A Pair Of Cuckold's Horns.

628
00:28:55,856 --> 00:28:57,022
Where My Future Used To Be.

629
00:28:57,023 --> 00:28:59,588
Bert. Bertie.

630
00:28:59,589 --> 00:29:01,721
Just Take A Look Around This Place.

631
00:29:01,722 --> 00:29:05,055
You Got About A Half Ton Of Soft, Voluptuous,

632
00:29:05,056 --> 00:29:09,421
Perfumed Feminine Mystery, All Within Lip Reach,

633
00:29:09,422 --> 00:29:11,122
Not To Mention Who Knows How Much Silicon?

634
00:29:11,123 --> 00:29:12,855
You're Acting Like You're In A Burn Ward.

635
00:29:12,856 --> 00:29:14,421
I Can't Help It. What Did I Do.

636
00:29:14,422 --> 00:29:15,922
To Bring This Curse Down On Me?

637
00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:18,222
You Want The Bitter Truth?

638
00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:20,255
You Put Your Own Head In The Noose.

639
00:29:20,256 --> 00:29:22,454
When Are Things At Their Best With Women?

640
00:29:22,455 --> 00:29:24,454
When You won't Give Them A Second Look, Am I Right?

641
00:29:24,455 --> 00:29:26,255
That's The Way It Was With Agnes.

642
00:29:26,256 --> 00:29:27,755
In The Beginning.

643
00:29:27,756 --> 00:29:29,555
Yeah, And Now What?

644
00:29:29,556 --> 00:29:31,454
Phone Calls Every Night,

645
00:29:31,455 --> 00:29:32,955
Leaving The Toilet Seat Down,

646
00:29:32,956 --> 00:29:34,955
And Where Do They Send Your Mail?

647
00:29:34,956 --> 00:29:36,822
To Bert Viola, "Care Of The Dumper."

648
00:29:36,823 --> 00:29:39,189
You Couldn't Find Me With A Plumber's Helper.

649
00:29:39,190 --> 00:29:40,688
As Soon As A Broad Knows You Care,

650
00:29:40,689 --> 00:29:42,955
She Starts Zipping Up The Body Bag.

651
00:29:42,956 --> 00:29:45,421
But Somewhere, There's Got To Be.

652
00:29:45,422 --> 00:29:46,988
A Woman Who's Worth It.

653
00:29:46,989 --> 00:29:49,223
No, I Don't Think So.

654
00:29:51,589 --> 00:29:56,354
Hi. Someone Told Me I Might Find Some More Rumaki In Here.

655
00:29:56,355 --> 00:29:57,822
Did You Check Under The Coffee Table.

656
00:29:57,823 --> 00:29:59,454
In The Living Room?

657
00:29:59,455 --> 00:30:01,122
I'm Steve Hill. And You Must Be Maddie.

658
00:30:01,123 --> 00:30:02,354
Right.

659
00:30:02,355 --> 00:30:04,621
Nice To Meet You. I Live Across The Street.

660
00:30:04,622 --> 00:30:06,189
Oh, You're The One With The...

661
00:30:06,190 --> 00:30:08,988
Nice Lawn, Right. Right.

662
00:30:08,989 --> 00:30:10,688
Well, I Guess That's Going To Be My Epitaph.

663
00:30:10,689 --> 00:30:13,222
A Quarter Century Of Schooling And People.

664
00:30:13,223 --> 00:30:16,189
Only Remember Me As The Guy Who Conquered Crabgrass.

665
00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:17,788
Well, You Could Stop Watering,

666
00:30:17,789 --> 00:30:19,688
Except My Father Would Be Crushed.

667
00:30:19,689 --> 00:30:21,122
Not As Much As He'll Be.

668
00:30:21,123 --> 00:30:22,788
If I Don't Drag You Back To The Party.

669
00:30:22,789 --> 00:30:24,321
He Sent You In Here.

670
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,822
He Wants To Make Sure You're Having A Good Time.

671
00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:27,555
In The Kitchen With No One To Talk To.

672
00:30:27,556 --> 00:30:29,621
Well, It's Not Exactly Woodstock.

673
00:30:29,622 --> 00:30:31,454
Out There, Is It?

674
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:32,889
Nope.

675
00:30:37,156 --> 00:30:38,688
Well, I Don't Want To Keep You.

676
00:30:38,689 --> 00:30:40,189
You're The Guest Of Honor, So...

677
00:30:40,190 --> 00:30:41,621
Do You Have A Car? What?

678
00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:44,022
Do You Like To Drive Fast? Is There A Radio?

679
00:30:44,023 --> 00:30:45,521
Sure, I Got A Radio.

680
00:30:45,522 --> 00:30:46,688
Would You Like To Give Me.

681
00:30:46,689 --> 00:30:47,855
A Tour Of The Local Attractions?

682
00:30:47,856 --> 00:30:49,855
Now? Right Now.

683
00:30:49,856 --> 00:30:51,655
Let's Take A Drive. I Haven't Been.

684
00:30:51,656 --> 00:30:53,022
Out Of This House In A Week.

685
00:30:53,023 --> 00:30:54,722
I Don't Know. There's Not Much To See.

686
00:31:00,489 --> 00:31:02,923
So Tell Me Who The Happy Seaman Is, Bert?

687
00:31:04,422 --> 00:31:06,022
Is The Happy Seaman The Guy.

688
00:31:06,023 --> 00:31:08,189
With One Girl Back In Baltimore,

689
00:31:08,190 --> 00:31:10,155
Who Dunks The Doughnut One Month Out Of The Year,

690
00:31:10,156 --> 00:31:11,721
Or Is The Happy Seaman.

691
00:31:11,722 --> 00:31:14,222
The Guy With A Doughnut In Every Port?

692
00:31:14,223 --> 00:31:16,155
I Love Doughnuts, Mr. Addison.

693
00:31:16,156 --> 00:31:18,088
That A Boy, Bert. In This World, It's All You Can Eat.

694
00:31:18,089 --> 00:31:20,055
Your Batting Average Goes Way Up.

695
00:31:20,056 --> 00:31:22,022
When You Can Hit The Ball To All Fields.

696
00:31:22,023 --> 00:31:23,622
How Right You Are, Sir.

697
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,688
A Couple Of Home Runs Just Walked In.

698
00:31:32,689 --> 00:31:34,855
They Certainly Are Pleasant-Looking.

699
00:31:34,856 --> 00:31:36,421
They're Talking To Us, Bert.

700
00:31:36,422 --> 00:31:37,888
What?

701
00:31:37,889 --> 00:31:39,155
Body Language.

702
00:31:39,156 --> 00:31:40,988
They're Throwing Their Shoulders Back.

703
00:31:40,989 --> 00:31:43,989
What Happens When You Throw Your Shoulders Back?

704
00:31:46,622 --> 00:31:49,388
That's Right.

705
00:31:49,389 --> 00:31:51,721
Hope You Wore Clean Underwear, Bertie.

706
00:31:51,722 --> 00:31:53,355
My Purple Ones.

707
00:31:55,722 --> 00:31:57,388
Excuse Me.

708
00:31:57,389 --> 00:31:58,988
Could You Bring Us A Couple More Of These?

709
00:31:58,989 --> 00:32:00,688
And Buy Those Two Young Ladies Down There.

710
00:32:00,689 --> 00:32:03,354
Something On The Sheik And Me.

711
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:05,088
What If They're Drinking

712
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:06,888
$200 Bottles Of Champagne, Sir?

713
00:32:06,889 --> 00:32:08,588
Then They'll Have Ample Opportunity To Show Us.

714
00:32:08,589 --> 00:32:09,989
Their Appreciation.

715
00:32:15,656 --> 00:32:17,022
To The Hunt.

716
00:32:17,023 --> 00:32:18,156
To The Hunt.

717
00:32:21,522 --> 00:32:23,556
Wow, Mr. Addison.

718
00:32:24,923 --> 00:32:26,621
Not Only Is It Very Nice Of You Girls.

719
00:32:26,622 --> 00:32:28,788
To Invite Us Back To Your Place,

720
00:32:28,789 --> 00:32:30,289
It Was An Errand Of Mercy.

721
00:32:30,290 --> 00:32:32,122
With The Sheik's Asthma,

722
00:32:32,123 --> 00:32:33,289
The Smoke In That Place Would Have Put Him.

723
00:32:33,290 --> 00:32:35,454
In An Iron Lung For The Rest Of His Life.

724
00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:36,955
Much Better.

725
00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:38,388
It Was A Mustard Gas Factory.

726
00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:40,255
Yeah.

727
00:32:40,256 --> 00:32:42,822
Not To Mention A Vipers' Nest.

728
00:32:42,823 --> 00:32:44,621
They Actually Have Rolodex Cards On The Bar.

729
00:32:44,622 --> 00:32:46,122
So You Don't Have To Write Your Number.

730
00:32:46,123 --> 00:32:47,822
On A Cocktail Napkin.

731
00:32:47,823 --> 00:32:49,489
Sad, Isn't It?

732
00:32:51,656 --> 00:32:53,955
Thank You.

733
00:32:53,956 --> 00:32:57,621
♪ We Got The Condo In Redondo ♪

734
00:32:57,622 --> 00:33:00,955
♪ Is Very, Very, Very Nice, Uh! ♪

735
00:33:00,956 --> 00:33:02,155
How About A Margarita?

736
00:33:02,156 --> 00:33:04,255
¿For Que No?

737
00:33:04,256 --> 00:33:05,822
The Bar's Over There,

738
00:33:05,823 --> 00:33:07,822
And I'll Fire Up The Jacuzzi.

739
00:33:07,823 --> 00:33:09,555
How About Giving Me A Hand With The Cover?

740
00:33:09,556 --> 00:33:10,756
Sure.

741
00:33:16,889 --> 00:33:19,521
♪ Very, Very, Very Nice ♪

742
00:33:19,522 --> 00:33:21,855
Jacuzzis, Margaritas.

743
00:33:21,856 --> 00:33:23,655
Fish In A Barrel, Bertie.

744
00:33:23,656 --> 00:33:25,255
Fish In A Barrel.

745
00:33:25,256 --> 00:33:26,855
Sir, You Wouldn't Have A Spare Pair Of Speedos.

746
00:33:26,856 --> 00:33:28,521
In The Trunk Of Your Car, By Any Chance,

747
00:33:28,522 --> 00:33:29,688
Would You?

748
00:33:29,689 --> 00:33:31,222
Not To Worry, Bert. I've Got A Feeling,

749
00:33:31,223 --> 00:33:34,555
Deep Down In My Bones That We Have Fallen In.

750
00:33:34,556 --> 00:33:36,321
With The Clothing Optional Crowd.

751
00:33:36,322 --> 00:33:37,521
I'm Six Months From Graduating,

752
00:33:37,522 --> 00:33:39,521
I'm Sitting There In This Seminar,

753
00:33:39,522 --> 00:33:40,888
And This Visiting Professor,

754
00:33:40,889 --> 00:33:42,255
You Know, Mayo Clinic, A Leader In Research.

755
00:33:42,256 --> 00:33:45,122
On Stress Related To The Medical Profession,

756
00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:46,688
He's Sitting There Saying To All Of Us,

757
00:33:46,689 --> 00:33:48,155
"Why Do You Want To Be Doctors?"

758
00:33:48,156 --> 00:33:52,354
And I'm Thinking, To Help People?

759
00:33:52,355 --> 00:33:53,855
And He Says, "To Help People,".

760
00:33:53,856 --> 00:33:56,022
And He Kind Of Laughs And He Says,

761
00:33:56,023 --> 00:33:57,555
"You Better Be Doing It.

762
00:33:57,556 --> 00:34:00,055
"Because You Like To Open People Up,

763
00:34:00,056 --> 00:34:02,421
"Stick Your Hands Inside All That Ooze,

764
00:34:02,422 --> 00:34:06,223
Because, Folks, That's What Doctors Do."

765
00:34:12,889 --> 00:34:14,555
You Know, A Fellow Like Me,

766
00:34:14,556 --> 00:34:17,222
Getting Shanghaied From A Party.

767
00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:20,421
By A Woman Like You, I Won't Lie.

768
00:34:20,422 --> 00:34:23,222
It Does Wonders For Your Self-Esteem.

769
00:34:23,223 --> 00:34:26,555
But This Silent Treatment...

770
00:34:26,556 --> 00:34:28,222
Well, Let's Just Say.

771
00:34:28,223 --> 00:34:30,556
It's Kind Of Undoing All Your Hard Work.

772
00:34:37,923 --> 00:34:39,255
So What About You?

773
00:34:39,256 --> 00:34:40,454
What's The Maddie Hayes Story?

774
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:43,055
Huh? Excuse Me?

775
00:34:43,056 --> 00:34:45,088
Look, Would You Rather I Took You Home?

776
00:34:45,089 --> 00:34:48,088
I'm Sorry. Did I Go Away On You?

777
00:34:48,089 --> 00:34:49,888
I've Been Doing That A Lot Lately.

778
00:34:49,889 --> 00:34:51,388
Is Something The Matter?

779
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:53,255
No.

780
00:34:53,256 --> 00:34:54,922
Yes.

781
00:34:54,923 --> 00:34:56,922
No.

782
00:34:56,923 --> 00:34:58,255
God, This Is Embarrassing.

783
00:34:58,256 --> 00:34:59,421
You Don't Even Know Me.

784
00:34:59,422 --> 00:35:00,755
I'm Really Not Like This.

785
00:35:00,756 --> 00:35:03,421
Usually I'm Fun, I Think.

786
00:35:03,422 --> 00:35:05,955
But Lately, I Don't Know What It Is.

787
00:35:05,956 --> 00:35:08,454
I Feel Horrible All The Time. I Sleep All The Time,

788
00:35:08,455 --> 00:35:10,055
But Still Feel Exhausted.

789
00:35:10,056 --> 00:35:13,122
I Hate To Sound Like A Doctor, But.

790
00:35:13,123 --> 00:35:14,922
When Was The Last Time You Had A Checkup?

791
00:35:14,923 --> 00:35:16,255
Excuse Me?

792
00:35:16,256 --> 00:35:17,788
I'll Make You A Deal.

793
00:35:17,789 --> 00:35:19,354
I Have To Stop By The Hospital.

794
00:35:19,355 --> 00:35:20,822
And Look In On A Patient Anyway.

795
00:35:20,823 --> 00:35:22,454
Why Don't You Let Me Conk Your Knees.

796
00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:24,556
With My Rubber Mallet?

797
00:35:27,422 --> 00:35:29,721
I Feel So Connected To Nature.

798
00:35:29,722 --> 00:35:31,655
When I Look At The Ocean.

799
00:35:31,656 --> 00:35:35,389
Well, There's Nothing More Mysterious.

800
00:35:36,789 --> 00:35:38,589
Or Seductive.

801
00:35:41,989 --> 00:35:43,822
The Moon's Almost Full.

802
00:35:43,823 --> 00:35:45,421
Yeah.

803
00:35:45,422 --> 00:35:47,688
Maybe The Grunion Will Run Tonight.

804
00:35:47,689 --> 00:35:49,289
Grunion?

805
00:35:49,290 --> 00:35:50,788
Gives Me Goose Bumps.

806
00:35:50,789 --> 00:35:53,321
Just Thinking About Them,

807
00:35:53,322 --> 00:35:55,321
The Way They Wash Up Onto The Beach.

808
00:35:55,322 --> 00:35:58,155
In Wave After Wave After Wave,

809
00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:01,289
Their Silvery Little Bodies Writhing.

810
00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:03,488
In The Moonlit Surf.

811
00:36:03,489 --> 00:36:05,122
Haven't You Ever Seen Them Before?

812
00:36:05,123 --> 00:36:07,321
No.

813
00:36:07,322 --> 00:36:09,855
But I've Seen "From Here To Eternity."

814
00:36:09,856 --> 00:36:12,855
The Female...

815
00:36:12,856 --> 00:36:15,189
Thrusts Her Body...

816
00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:17,688
Down Into The Moist Sand.

817
00:36:17,689 --> 00:36:19,855
To Lay Her Eggs,

818
00:36:19,856 --> 00:36:21,555
While The Male.

819
00:36:21,556 --> 00:36:24,521
Just Stands There...

820
00:36:24,522 --> 00:36:27,022
Waiting...

821
00:36:27,023 --> 00:36:31,322
Ready... To Discharge His Duty.

822
00:36:33,522 --> 00:36:36,222
Boy, This Water Sure Is Hot.

823
00:36:36,223 --> 00:36:38,454
Private Detective, Huh?

824
00:36:38,455 --> 00:36:40,321
Must Be Pretty Interesting Work.

825
00:36:40,322 --> 00:36:42,521
It Has Its Rewards.

826
00:36:42,522 --> 00:36:44,621
We Get A Lot Of Personal Gratification Knowing.

827
00:36:44,622 --> 00:36:46,521
We Brought The Vice President Back In One Piece.

828
00:36:46,522 --> 00:36:47,721
The Vice President,

829
00:36:47,722 --> 00:36:50,122
I Didn't Know He Was Missing.

830
00:36:50,123 --> 00:36:51,788
I Must Be Doing My Job.

831
00:36:51,789 --> 00:36:53,290
Excuse Me For Interrupting.

832
00:36:54,722 --> 00:36:57,055
You're Dripping On The Carpet, Sheik.

833
00:36:57,056 --> 00:36:58,656
Here. Let Me Get You Another Towel.

834
00:37:03,056 --> 00:37:06,122
Mr. Addison, I Am Totally Unprepared For This.

835
00:37:06,123 --> 00:37:09,388
I Hope You Learned Your Lesson.

836
00:37:09,389 --> 00:37:11,055
If You're Going To Jump Out Of An Airplane,

837
00:37:11,056 --> 00:37:13,055
Always Bring A Parachute.

838
00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:14,555
Fortunately, I Happen To Have.

839
00:37:14,556 --> 00:37:16,388
A Couple Extra Parachutes In My Wallet.

840
00:37:16,389 --> 00:37:17,721
That's Very Thoughtful Of You, Sir,

841
00:37:17,722 --> 00:37:20,421
But That's Not The Problem.

842
00:37:20,422 --> 00:37:22,389
I Can't Stop Thinking About Agnes.

843
00:37:24,923 --> 00:37:26,756
She's A Terrific Woman, Sir.

844
00:37:28,422 --> 00:37:29,755
Warm...

845
00:37:29,756 --> 00:37:31,222
Loving.

846
00:37:31,223 --> 00:37:33,421
Ok, So Maybe Things Haven't Been So Great.

847
00:37:33,422 --> 00:37:35,321
Between Us Lately.

848
00:37:35,322 --> 00:37:37,588
Maybe She Has Every Reason In The World.

849
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,755
To Want To Eat Cocktail Franks.

850
00:37:39,756 --> 00:37:41,290
With Macgilicuddy.

851
00:37:42,756 --> 00:37:47,255
But A... A Normal, Rational, Mature Individual.

852
00:37:47,256 --> 00:37:49,088
Would Want To Work It Out,

853
00:37:49,089 --> 00:37:52,621
To Hash It Over, To, Uh...

854
00:37:52,622 --> 00:37:54,122
Resolve Our Differences.

855
00:37:54,123 --> 00:37:57,454
Instead Of Going Off Half-Cocked On Some...

856
00:37:57,455 --> 00:37:59,556
Grunion Run.

857
00:38:01,123 --> 00:38:04,556
It's Not That Genevieve Isn't Delightful.

858
00:38:07,089 --> 00:38:08,722
But This Isn't Right.

859
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,289
Not Here.

860
00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:15,488
Not This Way.

861
00:38:15,489 --> 00:38:17,123
Not Now.

862
00:38:20,223 --> 00:38:25,022
Now, I Know That, Uh, That Sounds Old-Fashioned,

863
00:38:25,023 --> 00:38:26,488
And It Might.

864
00:38:26,489 --> 00:38:28,156
Stand In The Way Of My Career...

865
00:38:30,023 --> 00:38:31,489
But It's How I Feel.

866
00:38:34,056 --> 00:38:36,656
I Agree With You 100%, Bert.

867
00:38:38,489 --> 00:38:41,655
Let's Say Good Night To Our Hostess.

868
00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:44,655
And Blow This Joint.

869
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,488
What A Relief. I Didn't Know.

870
00:38:46,489 --> 00:38:48,655
How I Was Ever Going To Be Able To Face Myself.

871
00:38:48,656 --> 00:38:50,422
In The Mirror Again.

872
00:38:54,389 --> 00:38:56,290
I'll Catch Up With You Later.

873
00:38:58,156 --> 00:38:59,855
How Are You Going To Get Home?

874
00:38:59,856 --> 00:39:02,256
Don't Worry About Me.

875
00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,354
How Are You Doing?

876
00:39:19,355 --> 00:39:20,689
Ok.

877
00:39:22,489 --> 00:39:25,022
Ok.

878
00:39:25,023 --> 00:39:28,055
It's Amazing What You Can Talk Yourself Out Of.

879
00:39:28,056 --> 00:39:29,888
I Kept Telling Myself It Was...

880
00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:31,721
Stress,

881
00:39:31,722 --> 00:39:33,388
Or The Travel.

882
00:39:33,389 --> 00:39:36,055
Or Fatigue.

883
00:39:36,056 --> 00:39:37,555
I Heard Him Kill The Engine,

884
00:39:37,556 --> 00:39:39,222
But I Didn't Hear The Car Door Open.

885
00:39:39,223 --> 00:39:41,222
Maybe They're Talking Or Something.

886
00:39:41,223 --> 00:39:42,388
[Car Door Opens]

887
00:39:42,389 --> 00:39:45,321
Oh, There's The Car Door.

888
00:39:45,322 --> 00:39:47,022
Where Are You Going?

889
00:39:47,023 --> 00:39:48,354
The Bathroom.

890
00:39:48,355 --> 00:39:49,721
Alex...

891
00:39:49,722 --> 00:39:52,122
Alex What? I'm Going To The Bathroom.

892
00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:53,888
For Goodness Sake, Ginny.

893
00:39:53,889 --> 00:39:55,388
It's 2:00 In The Morning.

894
00:39:55,389 --> 00:39:57,156
Will You Roll Over And Go To Sleep?

895
00:40:30,023 --> 00:40:31,621
I Didn't Hear You Come In.

896
00:40:31,622 --> 00:40:32,788
Hi, Daddy.

897
00:40:32,789 --> 00:40:36,289
Well, How Was Your Evening?

898
00:40:36,290 --> 00:40:38,255
Fine. I'm Sorry

899
00:40:38,256 --> 00:40:39,788
I Ducked Out Of The Party.

900
00:40:39,789 --> 00:40:41,289
It Was A Really Nice Party.

901
00:40:41,290 --> 00:40:44,655
Are You Gonna Throw This Guy Back In The Water?

902
00:40:44,656 --> 00:40:48,388
Well, Actually, I Think I'll Be Seeing.

903
00:40:48,389 --> 00:40:49,555
Quite A Lot Of Him.

904
00:40:49,556 --> 00:40:51,321
Really? Really.

905
00:40:51,322 --> 00:40:54,621
Ah. Well, Like I Said,

906
00:40:54,622 --> 00:40:56,122
I Didn't Hear You Come In.

907
00:40:56,123 --> 00:40:57,955
I'd Better Get Back To Bed.

908
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,056
Good Night. Good Night.

909
00:41:49,889 --> 00:41:53,455
It's Dirty Dave, The Big Blue Moon Bopper.

910
00:42:06,656 --> 00:42:08,888
You've Reached The Machine Of Agnes Dipesto.

911
00:42:08,889 --> 00:42:10,354
Please Wait For The Beep,

912
00:42:10,355 --> 00:42:11,688
and State Your Manifesto.

913
00:42:11,689 --> 00:42:13,155
[Beep]

914
00:42:13,156 --> 00:42:15,088
Hello, Agnes. It's Me... Maddie.

915
00:42:15,089 --> 00:42:17,155
Just Calling To Say Hi.

916
00:42:17,156 --> 00:42:19,055
Hi.

917
00:42:19,056 --> 00:42:21,489
Not Much Happening This End.

918
00:42:22,989 --> 00:42:24,489
Actually...

919
00:42:25,722 --> 00:42:28,155
I Do Have Some News.

920
00:42:28,156 --> 00:42:30,155
I Just Found Out...

921
00:42:30,156 --> 00:42:31,989
I'm Pregnant.

922
00:42:33,889 --> 00:42:35,922
I Had To Tell Somebody.

923
00:42:35,923 --> 00:42:38,155
I Just Wasn't Sure Who That Someone Should Be.

924
00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:39,823
Then I Thought Of You.

925
00:42:42,389 --> 00:42:44,289
Makes Sense, Right?

926
00:42:44,290 --> 00:42:46,222
I Mean, That's The Way Nature's Supposed To Work.

927
00:42:46,223 --> 00:42:49,721
Besides, My Biological Clock Is Ticking.

928
00:42:49,722 --> 00:42:53,289
Agnes, You're The Only Person I've Told,

929
00:42:53,290 --> 00:42:55,421
And You Have To Promise Not To Tell Anyone,

930
00:42:55,422 --> 00:42:57,055
Not Even Mr. Addison.

931
00:42:57,056 --> 00:42:59,355
Especially Not Mr. Addison.

932
00:43:00,989 --> 00:43:04,023
Well, I Guess That's All My News.

933
00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:08,055
So I Guess I'll Say...

934
00:43:08,056 --> 00:43:09,421
[Beep]

935
00:43:09,422 --> 00:43:11,023
[Dial Tone]

936
00:43:13,856 --> 00:43:16,321
Good-Bye.

937
00:43:16,322 --> 00:43:17,689
I Miss You.

938
00:43:40,689 --> 00:43:42,422
You Leaving?

939
00:43:46,089 --> 00:43:47,556
Got To Go.

940
00:43:49,056 --> 00:43:51,955
You Know, I Was Thinking Maybe...

941
00:43:51,956 --> 00:43:53,856
Or Maybe Not.

942
00:43:56,589 --> 00:43:57,955
Whatever.

943
00:43:57,956 --> 00:43:59,256
Bye.

944
00:44:32,789 --> 00:44:35,354
Say, Sir...

945
00:44:35,355 --> 00:44:37,521
Sir, Uh...

946
00:44:37,522 --> 00:44:39,388
Mr., Uh...

947
00:44:39,389 --> 00:44:41,022
Mr...

948
00:44:41,023 --> 00:44:42,789
Mr. President.

949
00:44:44,989 --> 00:44:46,622
Could You Spare Some Change?

950
00:45:01,322 --> 00:45:02,789
Stay Warm, Chief.

951
00:45:39,056 --> 00:45:43,289
♪ So Come Walk The Night ♪

952
00:45:43,290 --> 00:45:48,822
♪ Come Fly By Day ♪

953
00:45:48,823 --> 00:45:52,621
♪ Something Is Sweeter ♪

954
00:45:52,622 --> 00:45:58,189
♪ 'cause We Met Along The Way ♪

955
00:45:58,190 --> 00:46:01,588
♪ There Is The Sun ♪

956
00:46:01,589 --> 00:46:02,755
♪ And Moon ♪

957
00:46:02,756 --> 00:46:04,055
♪ They Sing ♪

958
00:46:04,056 --> 00:46:07,688
♪ Their Own Sweet Tune ♪

959
00:46:07,689 --> 00:46:12,521
♪ Watch Them When Dawn Is New ♪

960
00:46:12,522 --> 00:46:17,122
♪ Sharing One Space ♪

961
00:46:17,123 --> 00:46:21,255
♪ We'll Walk By Night ♪

962
00:46:21,256 --> 00:46:26,621
♪ We'll Fly By Day ♪

963
00:46:26,622 --> 00:46:30,822
♪ Moonlighting Strangers ♪

964
00:46:30,823 --> 00:46:35,556
♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪